RealSimpleEmail.com

Real Simple Email

I'm Founder and CTO of RealSimpleEmail.com, an email marketing platform. Includes email generation, RSS integration, detailed statistics, and more. Over 2.7 billion emails served.

Shittalk Generator

Shittalk Generator

Statistically, it's the reason you're on my site. My best/worst project (of Kotaku fame). Trash talk script for TF2, CS:GO, and most Source Engine games. Crowd-sourced insults compiled into one easy config.

Consultant Simulator

Consultant Simulator

A realistic simulation using thousands of hours of unsupervised learning ;) Dodge time-killers and collect kudos. Created using React and Phaser.io

Bonsai Arborist

Arborist

Bonsai's software, Arborist, takes all the pain out of managing the movie files created with Excalibur. Arborist scans through all your footage and automatically sorts the recording into 360 scene folders, which can be stitched together to create insanely mind blowing Virtual Reality films.

Perfect PageSpeed

100/100 Google PageSpeed Insights

Google's PageSpeed tool is notoriously difficult to master. I shared a few tips for how I achieved the 100/100 score.

Bootstrap CRUD Generator

Bootstrap CRUD Generator

Generate a basic PHP-powered Bootstrap-themed CRUD (Create, Read, Update, Delete) application based on your MySQL SELECT, UPDATE, or CREATE query.