Lesson #1: Probably shouldn't have named it Shittalk Generator. It's hard to tell your family what it is. "Well... it's a script to shittalk people". Maybe I would have named it the Trash Talk Generator, in restrospect
You can track the actual commits I made on Github, you'll see the progression in pagesize.
Here are some notes:
Minify HTML (http://www.willpeavy.com/minifier/)