A Beautiful Game

  • Posted on: 3 May 2015
  • By: davis

If you've met me and talked with me for some length of time, you're probably aware that I really like video games. I don't just like video games - I specifically enjoy matching up against players of equal skill and playing a thrilling mental battle.

When I was young, I used to butt heads against the world's best (matter of fact, I was the world's best in one game). 

I am sometimes asked if "that's it." So.. you play a video game against people?

The point isn't the video game. I happen to prefer First Person Shooters - they are raw, real, and in your face. You are against them. Nothing else matters.

What's lovely about video games is that it's a very even playing field. There are certain limitations that everyone is limited by - a player model can only move 100 units/second. That applies to everyone. Now, who can do the most damage with that restriction? 

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  • Posted on: 29 October 2014
  • By: davis

Have you ever been playing an online FPS and wished you could say something unintelligible, idiotic, and just plain stupid?

Have you ever wished that with one click, you could make people think you were mentally unstable?

Have you ever wished that you weren't literate and also had seizures while typing?

Have you ever  wanted to accuse your opponents of exploiting waterfall bugs in a game that doesn't have waterfalls?