Are you tired of always naming your heroes Bob and Robert because you have literally zero imagination?

Me too. I'm Davis Ford, and I'm here to programmatically mix up strings and present them to you in a name-like order.

"What??? How does it wor-"

Silence!

Just click the button above and allow the mystical cogs of the internet a chance to copulate and produce a horrific output (i.e., your hero's name!)

I will probably add more armies later. Email me if you want me to. If you have any suggestions, or you're finding my attention to lore lacking (it probably is!), email me!